Oh, and smile a lot, cuz' it's National Smile Week! :D
I'm SUPER excited for this holiday even though you only do one thing: It's Book Lovers Day! Today, book lovers shall unite, keep calm, and read a book!
Oh, and smile a lot, cuz' it's National Smile Week! :D
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Today is Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day and also the third day of National Smile Week. (I'm guessing you're supposed to smile a lot. CHEESE.)
SSZOYNPD. That's a mouthful. Well, with the abundant amount of zucchini that grows, there's no wonder why people have to trash them on people's porches. It's not even a friendly gesture anymore, it's just a way to get rid of those zucchinis. On this day, I'll finally listen to what's been calling mee!! All it takes, is letting go of whatever people think of mee!! Thi-i-is way, I'll stand out and break away to be freeee!! Happiness is what I can't live without, it's time to STAND OUT!!!!!!!
I swear, I feel like I'm the only one here that watched Rags on Nickelodeon. I REGRET. . . SOMETHING!! Anyway, today is National Lighthouse Day. It's a wonderful day to celebrate a huge thing on the water that is usually used in on-the-sea horror movies. I'm not a perfect perrrrsonnnnn, there's many things I wish I didn't doooooo. . . Wait, that's the lyrics, right? Oh em gee, I love the harmony on the chorus! I lub harmonies. While everyone does their lackluster melody, I make HARMONIES!!! Notice how the word "monies" is in that word? It's because my harmonies are BANK, if ya know what I mean. However, most people just think I'm tone deaf. . . I'm not tone deaf, guys, lol. I got a solo part in my choir! WHAT NOW???!! *sparkly fingers* Oh, right. Happy National Lighthouse Day. Today is Wiggle Your Toes Day! Let your toes be free! Air them out, splash them in water, whatever! Your toes shall experience FREEDOM!!
Today, there's four holidays! Count 'em, FOUR! Well, those four holidays are Friendship Day, International Forgiveness Day, Sisters Day, and Work Like a Dog Day.
Today, you celebrate your friendship with others for FD, forgive someone on IFD, be nice to your sister on SD, and celebrate those who work really hard on WLDD. Today is National Watermelon Day. And my birthday. And part of National Simplify Your Life Week.
When do you go on red and stop on green? When you're eating a watermelon!! Yeah, sorry. On NWD, you must eat a watermelon. Yes yes. It's my birthday! Wooooo! I'm 12! Eh. . . yeah, not very exciting. XD National Milk Chocolate Day. Like, what da crap? I though it was "chocolate milk", not "milk chocolate"!! Eh, oh well. Drink up your coco milk!
Sooo, today is the start of the Summer Olympics and it is also Take Your Pants for a Walk Day!
*noo noo-noo noo noo noo noo noo* That was me mimicking a weird horn instument. Because today is the start of the SUMMER OLYMPICS!!!! *noo noo-noo noo noo noo noo noo* The Olympics, if you don't already know, is a fantabulous 2-week event of awesome games and sports and awesomeness. It happens every four years. On TYPWD, take a walk. With your pants on. Cuz' ya know, there's always some seven-year-old down the block that just loves taking walks without pants. Today's All or Nothing Day and Aunt and Uncle Day!
AND sounds like a fancy game show. Nothing's grey today, it's either black or white, one choice or the other. Celebrate your parent's brothers and sisters on AUD! Hi, titas and titos!!!! Here's a virtual card from you to me,
Oh dear! Please don't jump in joy and go pee! And yes, I'm trying to rhyme So this'll end with the word "time". |
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